14. USC: Oh, what an enjoyable downfall this will be. It’s like the Larry Smith Era is about to happen all over again! And what a joy that was. I can’t think of a more vacant, inane, self-involved, VD-ridden, dipshit Land Rover-driving student body for it all to happen to. I fucking hate the disaffected, stuck-up attitude of these pricks. So unimpressed with everything but themselves. The tombstone of every USC student should read: “Here lies Tyler Taylor. MEH.